Hunter Convicted of Shooting other hunter claims that he got the Idea from "The Most Dangerous Game"

http://www.channel3000.com/news/14715754/detail.html

Hunter James Nichols was recently convicted of shooting another hunter, and will now serve a 69 yr prison sentence. When asked for comment Nichols responded by saying that he got the idea when he was in high school when he happened to read, "The Most Dangerous Game" unlike the rest of us who thought the story to be kind of lame and dated. Nichols began a life long plan to make the story come true, years of planning came next for the man, until his plan was perfected. His plan finally came to life when he saw another man squirrel hunting, and shot him. When Nichols was asked whether or not it was worth it he said, "well it took a lot of planning and I didnt think I would get away with it, but yeah it was was worth it, because I mean after all, it is 'The Most Dangerous Game' (He then raised his eyebrow and gave a laugh and nod in an english accent)" All of the news reporters thought that last part where he raised his eyebrow was pretty lame considering the story he was referencing, so they decided to act like they couldnt hear him when they asked the next question. This made Nichols "upset" then all of the reporters laughed at him.

Related Stories: anything Dick Cheney.

"If this doesn't stop, I may never be able to have a one night stand again!"

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/americas/11/27/holloway.arrest/index.html

Joran van der Sloot, a suspect in the Natalee Holloway disappearance came forward to complain about some of the conditions he is being held under. For instance: He isn't allowed to have rich white girls visit. "This really sucks man, can't we just forget about this? I mean, isn't there any other dead white girls? I mean come on.." His attorney agreed adding, "Come on.. yeah." Still authorities press forward even though there isn't any evidence. Authorities maintain, "There isn't a white girl where there used to be one, which means one's missing, which means somebody disposed of her... We think somebody ate the body.." Sloot maintains that Holloway, "wasn't even that good in bed" and "refused to go down on him" which is why he "ditched her body on the beach.. no, wait... left her on the beach"

Death: Not Just for Summer Anymore!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071128/ap_on_re_us/cold_weather_crossers;_ylt=AgEPoHFaAXwyjJVwjiyL5FNvzwcF
Headline: Crossing deserts risky in winter, too

For all those illegal Mexican immigrants: I know you're thinking that just because it's no longer "calor" in el desert that you can just traipse on in. Not so! I know your essay told you it would only take a few hours, but here's the news directly from The News Report, it will take longer. Now there are still people along the way to help you, but there is also at least one troop of crazy rednecks that will gun you down. It's like a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book except you can't flip back the pages and pretend you didn't choose to go left directly into KKK country. Good luck, illegal immigrants. If you make it over, I have a shiny nickel and some laundry for you.

Spanish translation: BRING
A
JACKET
AND
SOME
GLOVES!
ES FRIO!

Papa Pilgrim or Creepy Kringle or Creepy Claus

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071128/ap_on_re_us/papa_pilgrim;_ylt=AhFyMXXNlIhayuSETn4fzShvzwcF

Have a look at the photo. He looks like Santa a little bit, no? Okay, fine, he looks like the shovel guy from Home Alone, at least give me that.

Many things trouble me about this story. Yes, the domestic abuse. Yes, the incest. But beyond that. This man and his wife had 15 children, so there was a woman who had sex with that at least 15 times. Ew. I also like the damn hippies who supported him using a bulldozer to clear off some land. I'm sure they're pretty red in the face now. "Good for you! Live off the land! Rebel against big government. Fight the power! Oh, oh, no. No, don't rape you're daughter. No, no, don't lock her in the she-- he locked her in the shed. Well that's just great. Aw, fuck now he's beating her - we gotta get outta here." This is why you can never trust hippies... or Papa Pilgrim.

Drew Peterson: "Seriously guys, I don't even know what you're talking about"

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2007/11/28/2007-11-28_report_relative_fears_he_helped_cop_disp.html

This Just In: Drew Peterson looks really really guilty!

Not to harp on the Peterson story or anything but I guess a relative now thinks that he helped Drew Peterson dispose of his wifes body. He finally came forward after he thought about the other day when Drew had him help move a large container that was labeled "Not My Dead Wife" from a blood soaked bedroom. He said it took him so long to come forward becasue he just didn't think Drew was guilty, "When I asked about the lable Drew said it was just a joke, so I took it as that. Just a joke!" This wasn't the first time this has happened. The relative was also called upon to help Drew move lage containers the last time Drew's dog disappeared. He said he also helped carry containers labled "Not full of dead puppies" and "Not the murder weapon I used on my 3rd wife"

Russia to Build new space port... yes, there will be bears involved.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/space/11/21/russia.space.ap/index.html

Russia announced today that they plan to build a new spaceport and have a manned mission into space by 2018.

Ya know.. The one thing I have always said is, "What's better than Russian's?" then I look around as no one answers and then I say, "Russian's in space." This statement is true. Who can forget Sputnik! This is the Russian's finally doing what they do best, shooting giant rockets into space.
This will most definitely cement the relationship between it's space brothers, China and the U.S., as the creepy guy that arrived to the party a little too late, but has been there before, but he just went and got his new car, and kind of wants to show everybody, but no one really cares because it's "really just like" everybody else's there; but he still really thinks it's cool so they all go and look at it out of pity and then he gets all mad and peels out while holding his finger out the window, because "you aren't as impressed as you should be."

So yeah, Russia is kinda like "that guy" is so far as space race terms go. In fact, I would go as far to say they are kind of like"that guy" all the time.

what a dick.