Tapes of al Qaeda interrogations destroyed: Taped over with football game and episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond"

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/12/06/cia.videotapes/index.html

CIA Director, Michael Hayden, stated today that a number of al Qaeda interrogations tapes had been destroyed. Hayden downplayed the news by stating "there was nothing really of note on them, just mainly footage of a pizza party we had on September 11th, no not celebrating that. It was a birthday for one of the inmates and we always have pizza and cake whenever it is an inmates birthday." When asked why the tapes had been taped over with an episode of the hit series "Everybody Loves Raymond" he responded saying, "Well, I mean, simply put, it was a really great episode! Raymond didn't want to eat the sandwich that his wife had made, and it reminded me of something MY wife once did!" All of the reporters laughed and said that they "could understand the situation" Hayden then promised that it "wouldn't happen again." He even stated that he "Crossed his heart, hoped to die, stick a needle in his eye." So we said "Fair enough!" and that was that! Nothing shady there! Then we all gathered around and watched ABC family. It was a nice quite evening at home with Hayden and the news gang, then we all got into bed together and had a pillow fight! WHAT A NIGHT!