Army pays WWII vet $725 just so you can have excuse to ignore the homeless ones. Thanks Army!

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/12/12/soldier.back.pay/index.html

So who hasn't been in this situation. You're sitting in a restaurant, eating lobster, steamed, just a hint of butter, delicious. You also ordered the garlic bread and some of those cheesy rolls, then you top it off with that nice vintage wine that Paula has just been "raving" about. Then you go outside after the nice meal, and see a sick, disgusting, nasty, scum of the earth, trashy, bacteria infested, rotting, festering, old WWII vet begging for money or "just a bite to eat." It ruins your night right?! I hate it! Well usually we all just keep walking and try not to make eye contact (because that really sets them off) but then you feel like you should have a slight bit of guilt. Well not anymore! The army paid a WWII vet $725 for wrongful imprisonment. Well this is great news! I personally chose to not look at any of the pictures of the guy, it just makes it easier. So the good news is that now when a homeless person asks for change just say "HEY didn't you get 725 dollars the other day?!". Next Point: Old people are looting the treasury, We don't have money to spend on stupid things like sick and homeless people, we need to send money to Iraq or as I call it now. "Operation: not as bad as you think, seriously I swear" Which means that when all the Iraq vets are homeless and crazy we can all be like "Hey! didn't we already give you billions of dollars?! you should have invested better, that's all I'm saying! or maybe just not have been born so poor. Why did you join the army anyway?! don't you have enough money to pay your way through school? I mean I had enough money to go to an Ivy League and study "major undetermined" and if I can do that than anybody can! see, story of inspiration! anything is possible if you just get born white upper class and attractive! Try that next time! Ya know I believe in reincarnation so..... maybe you should think about not spending so much time trying to survive and get moving on speeding up the dieing process, you'll be born rich before you know it!" Now if you do this right you'll be able to convince them to jump in front of the next train and then its like BAM! no more annoying person to ignore! turn on your iPod your day just got a little bit brighter!