Report: Drew Peterson, actually Boris from "Rocky and Bullwinkle"

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/12/02/missing.wife/index.html

In a startling report that surfaced today we find that Drew Peterson is actually Boris from the popular cartoon series "Rocky and Bullwinkle." We all thought that it had been decided that Jack Abramoff was actually Boris, but not so! Today "new evidence" surfaced that made it apparent that Drew Peterson, might just be "Really Shady" or "Boris" from "Rocky and Bullwinkle." Some truck drivers came forward and said they were hired to take a container to an "undisclosed position" so.... they don't know where they took it. really great drivers. good job truck driver company. I am never trusting you or Drew Peterson again! he stole my heart! and by the way. What the fuck was a middle aged cop doing married to a 20 yr old anyway? i mean really? he has a fucking mustache! why didn't anyone think that was weird?! what was that girl thinking?! what 20 yr old is attracted to a middle aged, 3 times divorced, cop. I say this because no one seems to be mentioning that. its all just like watching one of those movies where you totally know whats going to happen and you are just watching it unfold. A Lifetime movie. yes... hold on a second. I solved it. Stacy made Drew watch a Lifetime movie.

Stacy Peterson: 23

Drew Peterson: 53

Drew Peterson was 30 when she was born! 30!

I knew people that had kids when I was in middle school! (not just regular people. those really slutty girls in my 7th grade class. and we were all like..... damn. really? damn... I'm still really socially awkward, but her life peaked in 7th grade.. damn. that's going to be a long downward spiral...)

SHADY!!!!!

By the way...... wouldn't it be really funny if like right now Stacy really did turn up somewhere? having run off with another man? then we would all be like "Hey, our bad!" and then we would all get a good laugh and share drinks. awesome... that's not going to happen......



her body was stuffed in a plastic barrel.