CNN.com promises more than it can deliver. Think about that before you swear that "CNN.com is a really great guy" and go on that first date.

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Readers of CNN.com's Politics page were slightly put off when they were trying to waste time again today. An In-Depth report into the matter revealed this: CNN.com is trying to run more stories than they have and we caught them. Now wait just one second there mister before you run outside telling all of your "bud's" that they can "suck it because you won the CNN.com bet that you guys placed last Friday in the waiting room of Chilli's while there were obviously tables open." CNN.com pulled a fast one today and I for one am hurt. I read CNN.com almost everyday, I check in with politics, and I look at all of the different stories, and it's like Christmas everyday, but today it was like coming down those stairs on Christmas morning and just seeing a pile of dirty laundry with a dead bird next to it (and it even looked like it had been there for a couple days but I guess you just didn't notice). If you look at the headlines listed you will notice that there are three that really like that Oprah and Obama's names start with an "O". Another three that really want Mitt Romney to be interesting, and then the writers got really lazy and just stuck the same article on there twice about Huckabee. The truth is, those stories just aren't even really that great to start out with! come on why don't you take a cue from us here at TheNewsReport, if news is boring then just MAKE IT UP! No one is really going to care anyway, you may even get to put an impoverished nation in it's place when you're doing it! I'm talking about you "Democratic Republic of Congo!" Who wouldn't enjoy a good story about Romney's three secret wives?! I know I would! What about that hot new lead I got today about McCain's Vietnamese love child who has just come back into his life?! That's news gold! There you can have it! Make it grow. Remember you report the truth, and that won't change even if you make the stories up. People will still believe every word you say. CNN.com we can get through this, I believe in you.