Death: Not Just for Summer Anymore!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071128/ap_on_re_us/cold_weather_crossers;_ylt=AgEPoHFaAXwyjJVwjiyL5FNvzwcF
Headline: Crossing deserts risky in winter, too

For all those illegal Mexican immigrants: I know you're thinking that just because it's no longer "calor" in el desert that you can just traipse on in. Not so! I know your essay told you it would only take a few hours, but here's the news directly from The News Report, it will take longer. Now there are still people along the way to help you, but there is also at least one troop of crazy rednecks that will gun you down. It's like a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book except you can't flip back the pages and pretend you didn't choose to go left directly into KKK country. Good luck, illegal immigrants. If you make it over, I have a shiny nickel and some laundry for you.

Spanish translation: BRING
A
JACKET
AND
SOME
GLOVES!
ES FRIO!