"If this doesn't stop, I may never be able to have a one night stand again!"

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/americas/11/27/holloway.arrest/index.html

Joran van der Sloot, a suspect in the Natalee Holloway disappearance came forward to complain about some of the conditions he is being held under. For instance: He isn't allowed to have rich white girls visit. "This really sucks man, can't we just forget about this? I mean, isn't there any other dead white girls? I mean come on.." His attorney agreed adding, "Come on.. yeah." Still authorities press forward even though there isn't any evidence. Authorities maintain, "There isn't a white girl where there used to be one, which means one's missing, which means somebody disposed of her... We think somebody ate the body.." Sloot maintains that Holloway, "wasn't even that good in bed" and "refused to go down on him" which is why he "ditched her body on the beach.. no, wait... left her on the beach"