Papa Pilgrim or Creepy Kringle or Creepy Claus

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071128/ap_on_re_us/papa_pilgrim;_ylt=AhFyMXXNlIhayuSETn4fzShvzwcF

Have a look at the photo. He looks like Santa a little bit, no? Okay, fine, he looks like the shovel guy from Home Alone, at least give me that.

Many things trouble me about this story. Yes, the domestic abuse. Yes, the incest. But beyond that. This man and his wife had 15 children, so there was a woman who had sex with that at least 15 times. Ew. I also like the damn hippies who supported him using a bulldozer to clear off some land. I'm sure they're pretty red in the face now. "Good for you! Live off the land! Rebel against big government. Fight the power! Oh, oh, no. No, don't rape you're daughter. No, no, don't lock her in the she-- he locked her in the shed. Well that's just great. Aw, fuck now he's beating her - we gotta get outta here." This is why you can never trust hippies... or Papa Pilgrim.