Friday, November 30, 2007

After Scientist spends 8 years making Hi-Def map of Antarctica, realizes it was a waste of time. Makes Lunch..

http://www.voanews.com/english/2007-11-29-voa38.cfm

Scientists recently unveiled a new Hi-Def map of Antarctica, 8 years in the making. Wait, 8 YEARS?! You can even download the map and look at it now. It's Friday. Looking for something to do? I mean I really thought that my life was lacking in the area of extremely detailed maps of nothing. But Seriously, it's these kinds of stories that make science look so lame, and I know that most of you scientists out there will embrace it and say you're a "nerd" and laugh and such and then your girlfriend will come up and be wearing a shirt with a picture from a children's television show from the early 90's on it, and you guys will think you're really hip and cool, and geeky. You're not! 8 years for a map of snow?! Come on!? I mean you can say that you want to get a nice snapshot of it because it will be gone soon, but by that time we will be living in Waterworld. Have you ever seen that movie?! Do you think they cared about Hi-Def photos?! NO. All they cared about was being crazy on big ships and drinking their own pee. So stop scientists. And break up with your girlfriend. SHE LIKES ANIME! that's really lame.

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