Evel Knievel dies. Kanye West vows to take his place.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/30/obit.knievel/index.html

The world is in mourning today after famed stunt man and dumbass Evel Knievel died. The stunt that finally did him in? Walking to the living room. Kanye West took the news lightly saying, "does this mean that motherfucker is done suing me now? Screw him, I'll take his place! George Bush hates black people!" He then lifted up his arms and flew away. His posse was still standing there. When asked where West had gone they said, "he probably had to go storm onto a stage where he had lost an award somewhere." As you all know, this is a double whammy for West he just lost his mother a little over a week ago and now the guy that is suing him dies, it's all almost too much to take. I'm getting teary-eyed thinking about it. And who can forget that dramatic Larry King interview that was the talk of the town for a couple days, when Donna Wests' surgeon got up and left the interview! THAT WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT STORY EVER! okay what were we talking about? oh. so ol' what's-his-jump-over-things-face died. but he's been kinda washed up for a while. so............

DONE!