Police Raid Botmaster Blamed for 1 Million Infections, Police Chief says Paris Hilton is Next..

http://www.pcworld.com/article/id,140133-c,cybercrime/article.html

In apparent news from the future, police have raided someone named "Botmaster" whom I can only assume is the "Master of all Robots." Which is what leads me to believe this story is from the future. Definitely from the future. So, knowing that, here is what I can derive from this cryptic article:

1. We are definitely ruled by Robots, or there is at least a significant robot population, enough that there needs to be a "bot master"

2. We [humans] are having sex with the robots. How else would it be possible for the "bot master" to infect over 1 million people?

3. There is a special task force dedicated to thwarting the robots' world domination objectives.

Considering this, looks like the world of the future is pretty bleak. Humans and robots living alongside each other, having tons and tons of intercourse. Is that what you want? to be raped by robots?! I'm never living in the future! NEVER! I don't care what you say TIME! GET OVER IT!