Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Toddler that shot and killed 23 yr. old man, actually notorious serial killer Jack Vance in disguise.



http://www.news4jax.com/news/14782593/detail.html

A toddler that was thought to have killed a man by pulling the trigger of a loaded gun was revealed to actually be the 65 yr. old serial killer Jack Vance in disguise. Evidence came to light when a security camera revealed the toddler driving to the building getting out of his car [the car has since been identified as Vance's] and walking past security unnoticed. The notorious killer known for killing as many as 40 people in the mid 60's escaped from prison in 1999 and was thought to be "out of the country on business," or at least that is what his AIM away message always said, authorities took the away message for truth because "who really lies on their away message?" Many took the discovery that Vance was still in the country and disguised as a toddler as a shock. As one worried mother put it, "how do I know my toddler isn't a 65 yr. old serial killer?" she told us that she has already taken steps to contain and isolate her toddler because "you can never be too sure."

If you have questions on whether or not your child is actually a serial killer in disguise TheNewsReport has established a hotline that you can call: 1-888-myKiller, give us a description of your child and we will easily be able to tell you over the phone. However, 90% of the time the child actually is an older man in disguise and should be considered very dangerous, take the appropriate steps to contain the child and/or put them down.

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