Biggest Fruit Success Since Nathan Lane!

Headline: Orange Sells 30,000 iPhones in First Five Days in France

Orange is selling iphone like hotcakes apparently. This is quite an achievement for a fruit of very little brain and no hands, eyes, mouth, or internal organs. He probably even has a dial-up connection. This article surprised me because the Orange was not even American, so I thought what other country could produce a healthy treat with so much drive and innovation? France. France? Really? They haven't done anything but suck since the crepe! But apparently Orange has been partners with Apple for awhile now. This leads me to give one piece of advice to you faithful News Report readers. Listen carefully: Invest in produce. Fruit, if possible, vegetables also okay.