GOP supports human cloning, Brings Jesus back.

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1689196,00.html?imw=Y

The GOP, a long time adversary of stem cell research, came out by saying it see's promise in a new technique that would make it possible for "those grubby little scientists" to get their "grubby little hands" on some stem cells "without crushing up babies into a stem cell puree." Head scientist, and GOP representative, Clark Honeywater said, "for a scientist that doesn't take commonplace ideas like 'evolution' seriously I have been under fire lately, but I think that's all about to change, after this latest discovery." He went on to say, "human cloning just isn't the way to go on this issue, something else had to be developed." When a reporter joked and said, "hey, wouldn't it be nice to bring back Reagan!" Everyone laughed, and then Honeywater kept laughing, but not like a normal laugh, like one of those awkward, it kind of goes on to long laughs. Then his laugh started echoing and an organ started playing in the background. It was creepy. Honeywater bid us farewell by saying, "If, you'll excuse me I must be off to my lair... I mean laboratory... have a nice evening" but he didn't fool anyone, we all clearly heard Honeywater say "lair". The reporter's and I then grabbed a dog, put on 70's clothes, and jumped in a van called the "Unsolved Quandary Machine" and set off into the night to play music and figure out what was going on up at old Honeywater's castle.