And you thought YOUR aunt was crazy!

http://www.local10.com/news/14740373/detail.html

LAUDERHILL, Fla. a 12 yr old buy was stabbed in the eyes by his aunt who was also stabbed in the eye. Family tried to explain that it all happened when the boy found out that his aunt, who he had been sleeping with and ruling over "Thebes" (their living room) with was actually his mother. When asked for comment we were informed that the boy could not speak becasue he had chewed his tongue off. We then asked his mother (not the woman known as his aunt) about how all of this had happened, "Well see when aunt Clair comes over we all like to put on little shows in the living room, and with this show Clair and the boy just took things a little too far. It's all that damn Shakespeare's fault!" That last part set off alarm bells in our head and we went into action, here is why: The story that this all seems to be paralleling is the Greek tragedy Oedipus, and whilst Shakespeare is the known of many classic plays, this is not one of them. So we notified authorities and had a composite drawn up. The man is said to be of Caucasian descent, speaks in very "old English" and has a small beard and mustache. If you see this man, stay away and call the police! HE IS VERY VERY DANGEROUS!