Ever see a piece of shit that kind of looks like a baby?

http://www.kpho.com/news/14706325/detail.html

So.. this story kind of writes itself. So evidently this girl sat on the toilet and and gave birth to a baby, took the baby out of the toilet looked at it, and then put it back in the toilet and sat down again to deliver "the placenta" . nice. then when she asked her mom what to do, her mom said to put it in the garbage!


... then she took it to the hospital. where they said it was dead. (but secretly the baby was just pretending to be dead because it didn't want to face ridicule at school from all its friends for being "birthed in a toilet")

YAY AMERICA!

I mean if it was me I would have just flushed it, and then if it got stuck. I would have used a plunger, and then flushed again. Then probably plunged one more time, and then flushed again. If that didn't work, I would have just put a lot of tampons in there with it and said I was on my period......... and then took it to the hospital.